Hmmm, maybe I'm just not smart enough?

For some reason I can't figure this out! It should be easy...so I wwill just have to link you to them. What you may ask? Quotes about me! This one is my Mom's favorite:

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=Ender&ans=62

and then there is this slogan:

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=ender
for some reason the slogan one is different every time you click on it, so the one I liked is now gone "Come see the softer side of Ender" and "Your in good hands with Ender" and my personal favorite was "You Need An Ender"

and then this one:

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=ender&ans=77

Try your own by putting in your own word or name!
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Ender