Friday, November 07, 2008

The Creature hatches itself in my own living room!

Here's me watching the creature hatch! I have already had a number of "discussions" with this creature, but it's no use...it calls itself DC25...is that not a sinister name? More details to be posted later.

Saturday, November 01, 2008

It's an invasion!

I have received advance notice that the Dyson are launching an assault on my home some time today. It will be up to me to defend the household from this type of threat. I fear I will face something similar to what Turbo faces with D Animal.

For detailed information regarding these unholy creatures, visit their diabolical "friendly" web site at www.dyson.com. Don't believe the propoganda. They are not friendly, and they are not here to be our friends.

My humans have no clue what they will be allowing into their home.